Aspies have a tendency to take things literally. Especially when you use idioms around us, it takes us a minute to get it. This can be awkward. But it can also be hilarious because of the mental pictures we get in out heads.
So, as an example, here's something you don't want to say when you play cards with me.
What? He asked for it.
awwww-cute: Carry me. I’m cold
2 hours ago